So I haven’t written in a while.  So sue me.  It’s not like I ever said I’d try to get back into writing regularly, right?

Right?

Oh yeah… I did say that.  A lot.  Well, the mood struck me today.  The systems were down at work, and there was not any conceivable way to work without our systems.  If we can’t see our systems, we can’t see what’s wrong, now can we?  Heh heh.

So while the systems were down, I decided to start a project for this blog that I’ve been considering for quite some time.  Okay.  A few months at best, but still…

The project?  Bad poetry.  I’m not a writer.  I’ve never claimed to be a writer.  So… I decided to write some bad poetry.  They’re all haiku.  Why haiku?  Because it’s the only type of poetry I know the name for.  Three lines, Five Syllables, Seven Syllables, Five Syllables.  It’s generally a beautiful thing.  And then I got a hold of it.  Here below, is some of my bad haiku poetry:

What is the reason
That we hurt the ones we love
Greed?  Money?  Lampshade.

Every Thursday
I get the spaghetti at
Route Sixty-Nine.  Yum.

Cave Story is fun
You play it as a robot
Good music too, man

Despite my laid back
Nature I like to wear ties
I think they suit me

I really like it
You know… the thing… that guy there…
What’s his name again?

I wonder if, uh…
You could bring that thing over
I really need it.

I think it’s time we
All sat down and had a few
Beers.  It’s relaxing.

Mystery Science
Theater Three Thousand Rules!
The Best Show Ever

Is there a reason
That we haven’t bought a car?
Gotta get around!

You’re an ass, Dan.  Yeah?
Yeah.  You are.  You’re such an ass.
Yeah, I know I am

If we didn’t eat
How would we know how good stuff
Like Mexican tastes?

Indemnities are
Little pieces of paper
We stick on our checks

The Burrito Place
I go to in Buffalo
Makes quite tasty food