Didn’t I already have a post called The Saga Concludes?

Anyway, here’s the deal.  I was on the phone with Ryan.  I’m going to Buffalo shortly for a job interview.  After dissing my current work predicament, Ryan stated that my job interview will be “A New Hope.”

I responded by laughing and saying, “Danos Episode IV:  A New Hope.”

Then… it struck me.  A vision.  My life has been quite like the Star Wars films.

Well… not really.  That’s a pretty big stretch.  I don’t know any creepy old guys with British accents, and I’m not a whiny farmhand who lives with his Aunt and Uncle.

I did, however, come with with, “Danos Episode I:  The Child Menace.”  I was a bit rowdy as a kid.

Then, of course, came “Danos Episode II: Attack of the Teachers.”  I loved making my teachers lives hell, right around fourth grade.

Fast forward a few years like the movies, and all of a sudden, we’re up to “Danos Episode III:  Revenge of the Bitches.”  I came up with this because of all these girls breaking up with me left and right.

Buffalo (or Texas) really is my new hope.  It’s a fantastic opportunity for me to get out of the OC.  I don’t want to live here anymore.

What do you think Episodes V and VI could be?